As usual, some friends are eager to marry me off to any Tom, Dick or Harry, as long as that person is male, single and available.
But Rosie is not a chin-chai person. Not any Tom, Dick or Harry will win my heart, ya know. Rosie, however desparate, still have some standards to meet one ok. I have said them before, and I shall say them AGAIN, this time with some other points added.
1. The Guy cannot be younger than Rosie. Maybe within 1 year is still acceptable. 2 years… oooooook. Maybe can consider. As long as they don’t look younger than Rosie.
2. Cannot be too old also. 8 years older is the maximum. I hope.
3. Cannot be slimmer than Rosie. As you know, Rosie is not those slim slim kind of woman. Rosie is fleshy fleshy kind. Those that if you pinch will have at least 1 inch of fats in between your fingers kind. You get the idea. So, The Guy cannot be slimmer than Rosie, so as not to make Rosie look any fatter than she already is.
4. No long pinky fingernails please. You know why.
5. No pouting in front of Rosie. Rosie can’t stand men who pout. So sissy! Yucks!!!
6. A little MCPness would be nice. Just a little. Rosie likes to be the little woman at times. Most of the time actually.
7. Maturity is important. I understand there is a child in every one of us, but I will not tolerate childishness. Especially during bad times. Like during arguments.
8. Financial and career stability. It is ok if you are not earning alot, or not in a high post. more importantly, you should be hardworking, not always whining that your talents are not being appreciated. In other words, be 脚踏实地.
9. No gambling, excessive drinking, and violence allowed in my family. Mahjong for fun is ok. Social drinking, or for any special occassion is ok. Any form of violence is not ok.
10. Love me, love my family. Meaning my Mum, and of course, Elfie. Period.
Is it too much to ask for???
Of course, if The Guy is in any way like any of them below, I would jump straight into their arms.
Kelvin Cheng in Under The Canopy of Love
He is so goodlooking and suave and gentleman and considerate and mature and such a nice boyfriend in the show… Enough said?
Alan Luo in Corner With Love
He is also quite goodlooking and cute and makes me laugh and such a nice boyfriend in the show and so nice to Barbie Xu.
Mike He in Why Why Love
He is also goodlooking and cool and tall and got nice complexion and such a nice boyfirend in the show.
Of course, I am no Barbie Xu or Rainie Yang or Niki Zhong. I am not a perfect person myself. And afterall, all these are fictatious characters, which is why I emphasised on their characters in the show.
But I must still say: How come Singapore don’t have such guys????
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